100 cards per pack. Leave one on any windscreen that deserves it — straddling two spots, blocking access, parked over the line, or any other parking offence. The checklist format lets you tick exactly what they did wrong, which is somehow more satisfying than a written note.
- 100 cards per pack — enough to last a while
- Checklist design with common violations pre-printed
- Space for a handwritten comment if you want to be specific
- Printed on quality card stock — durable enough to survive a windscreen wiper
- Compact — fits in a glovebox, centre console, or door pocket
A harmless way to make a point without confrontation. Also works as a gag gift for the person in your life who complains about bad parking more than anyone else.






Pete S. –
Hilarious and satisfying to use. Good card stock, fits in a shirt pocket. Parking attendants love leaving them.
Carol N. –
Great quality cards. Thick paper and the print is sharp. Good value for a pack of 100.
Alan B. –
These parking cards are brilliant. The humor is spot on and the print quality is excellent. Highly recommend.
Beth C. –
Love these parking notes. The wording is hilarious and the card stock is good quality. Perfect gift too.
Carl L. –
Good quality cards. The printing is sharp and the humor is perfect for BMW owners. Good value.
Dana M. –
Brilliant cards. The BMW parking note wording is perfect. Card stock is solid and printing is crisp.
Eric S. –
Good fun product. Card quality is good and the printed message is spot on. Would buy again.
Fran T. –
These are hilarious. Good thick card stock and the message is perfect. Great gift idea too.
Gail R. –
Good cards. Print quality is solid and the BMW-specific humor is very relatable. Happy with these.
Hal P. –
Excellent parking cards. Quality is great and the wording is brilliant. Every BMW owner needs these.